Kay Rico man

Rico: May migrain ako
Pobre: Agi ka-ulul hit ak ulo

Rico:  You are depressed
Pobre: Gin sangkayan ka

Rico: Wow tan na tan ka
Pobre: Agi gi-iitumi ka baga hin agta

Rico: Kinahanlan mo na mag-pa-cleaning
Pobre: Agi kiki-on ka dulaw-dulawan

Rico: Tama la imo pagka-chubby
Pobre: Agi daw katatambokan mo

Rico: Oy Chinese it hiya
Pobre: Agi kay bugsok

Rico: Medyo slow it hiya
Pobre: Bulok

Rico: Herbal Medicine
Pobre: Hudim-hudim

                            

Website E-commerce

Launching of the Catbalogan City website was finally a good start for the our hometown. The messages of the Mayor and Vice Mayor 1) the cite was created by RA 8792 also known as E-commerce which in simple terms Information  Technology as a tool in Nation Building; 2) But the most important role of the website is access of the public to city government projects and programs and government transparency and accountability; and 3) Promote Eco-tourism and Cultural Heritage.

 

I hope we can have more specifics on the project levels in the above goals as form of government transparency...

Salbavida

An Salbavida

Ano ine nga reserva...
Nakakatuyaw an text nira
Kay bisan guindederi hiya
Nagseselos pati may asawa
Hiya ba an reserba?
Ano man ikaw salvabida?
Hala pakupson nala an reserva.

"Local Celebrity?"

There were a comments in the chatter box that prompted an uproar in some of our viewers. At first I took it as ok la it will just pass... then I got emails and calls... So I answered one of the calls to make the story short: 1) I can't edit or censor any entry in the chatter box because I don't own it it is just a link and I have no time to delete every entry that's inappropriate besides what is inappropriate to me might not be to somebody; 2) We should police our own conscience and guilt if we think we are hurting somebody or the community; 3) If you or we make it to the "Headlines" news of the sites we should consider ourselves "local celebrity" and let's assume the consequence of being criticized and talked about; and 4) Our original intention was to make this chatter box as a hi and hello section and sometimes to criticize some social or political issues if it becomes personal that  will be the collateral damage/s and not intended "Bato-bato ha langit an mai-go deri maurit".

"Kun naderi ka malibak or tamayon ayaw paging artista or local celebrity." wm B.M.

Happy Easter

I miss the easter week in PI... didi baga la hin waray in fact I have to rest kay day off ko  I need to fix the toilet kay may leak so I have2change the whole thing ... maupay na unta after my son use it may leak pala I have 2do it all over again... waray nala ako maka singba. But waray ako kumaon hin karne...hehehe

Imelda Park is Maungso in the Dark

<wm>: Sustainable economics... this is another politically correct western concept just like the invironmental concept... an kinhanglan naton nga may industreya ug pakabuhi an mga molupyo pinaagi hin programa nga deri la pasamwak og parayaw tama ka chief an Imelda park deri nakakabulig han economiya...
<anonymous>: waray gamit ito nga gn inupay nga IMELDA PARK!!! KARARAOT HAN DESIGN..
<chief tanod>: Tama kamo, ito nga proyekto esrsy derekta nga na naibubulig ngada ha mga monopyo, kundi lugod pwerhisyo an haihahatag ngada ha kadam-an kay sugad la hit kadako hit sound hit kada gab-i nga tukar nakaka-istorbo ngada hit mga pasyente, ngan it kama-angso na hit park, kay bisan manla diin ini nga nag iinirignam hit kada gab-i naihi, waray man paublic cr, ada pa an bag-o nga gin aayos ha park baga coffee shop man kuno ito, kon igin ayos lugod ito han emergency room han hospital mauruupay kunta, kay kun makikita niyo an emergency room hit samar provincial hospital, haros maubos ha hit kadumog an kisame, gin aanay na an kisame, Dilapidated na intawon an ER.

Catbalogan.Com:Sustainable Development

chief tanod: tama man gud kamo, dapat amo kunta an gin tatagan hin atensyon han aton local nga pan gobyernohan labi han probinsya an paghatag hin maupay nga programa, an sinisiring nga sustainable development, deri ang pagtutdo hin pagiging hubya hit molopyo. an nahihibaroan ko la nga programa han provincia ha sakob han 7 katuig an panhatag han bugas nga tag usa o duha ka kilo ngan sardinas, kadaro han ira han probinsya amo la ita kaya ig hatag nga serbisyo. mayda pag ayad han park, dyos ko aanhon ta an maupay nga view kon kumkalam an sikmura han mga samareño, kon waray mga medisina han hospital, ug waray maupay naihahatag nga serbisyo han mga doctors ug nurses kay deri man maupay an benispyo intawon an naihahatag han local na pangobyernohan, mayda man ini nga waray maupay nga benipisyo an naihahatag ngada hini nga mga doctors ug nurses, waray increase hit salary, may casual man nga mga nurses barato it sweldo, haros tig 6 months pa sano maswelduhan. kairo man hini nga mga tawo. mga doctors mismo naawod na la pag serbe han molopyo kay ultimo gapas, gloves, betadine ngan mga iba nga gugti ngan barato nga supplies waray man it hospital. kinahanglan pa nira mag reseta ngan papaliton it may pasyente. lugod it dako nga bahin hit budget han probinsya nahihingadto ha infra, maupay kon an infra nga project it may pulos, pareho yana it imelda park kadako an gasto wa man katapos.

Testosterone

My personal trainer have a new program for me: I have to use more core muscles as much as possible to stimulate testosterone production which is needed for more muscle growth... here we go no pain no gain thanks FIL...